{"id":210,"date":"2026-03-05T21:12:36","date_gmt":"2026-03-05T21:12:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laurieneilsen.com\/justiceleaguebark\/?page_id=210"},"modified":"2026-03-05T22:00:01","modified_gmt":"2026-03-05T22:00:01","slug":"president-joe-bison","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/laurieneilsen.com\/justiceleaguebark\/characters\/president-joe-bison\/","title":{"rendered":"President Joe Bison"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1000\" src=\"https:\/\/laurieneilsen.com\/justiceleaguebark\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/03\/POTUS-Panel.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-163\" srcset=\"https:\/\/laurieneilsen.com\/justiceleaguebark\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/03\/POTUS-Panel.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/laurieneilsen.com\/justiceleaguebark\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/03\/POTUS-Panel-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/laurieneilsen.com\/justiceleaguebark\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/03\/POTUS-Panel-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/laurieneilsen.com\/justiceleaguebark\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/03\/POTUS-Panel-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<p>Presiding over the U.S. is President Joe Bison. He&#8217;s relatively harmless, but some think he&#8217;s too thick-headed to lead the nation, calling for him to resign and hand things over to his vice president, Koala Harris.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Presiding over the U.S. is President Joe Bison. He&#8217;s relatively harmless, but some think he&#8217;s too thick-headed to lead the nation, calling for him to resign and hand things over to his vice president, Koala Harris.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":12,"menu_order":13,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-210","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurieneilsen.com\/justiceleaguebark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurieneilsen.com\/justiceleaguebark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurieneilsen.com\/justiceleaguebark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurieneilsen.com\/justiceleaguebark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurieneilsen.com\/justiceleaguebark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=210"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/laurieneilsen.com\/justiceleaguebark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/210\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":211,"href":"https:\/\/laurieneilsen.com\/justiceleaguebark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/210\/revisions\/211"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurieneilsen.com\/justiceleaguebark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/12"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurieneilsen.com\/justiceleaguebark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}